What is the weight of the average mans testicles?

I would say anywhere from 2 ounces to 8 ounces. I would say the average weight is around 5 ounces. For 9 lbs, it would be 9 X 16 ounces, 144 ounces. So you'd need around 30 men willing to give theirs up. Won't happen. That's a sick recipe.